An Official Counter-Proposal
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An Official Counter-Proposal
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An Official Counter-Proposal Description
I submit for immediate review a COUNTER proposal to my colleague’s ladybug idiocy.
Do we have a sour spill problem in the garden? Maybe. Is the solution to this potential issue to strap office furniture to a bug? Are you insane?
According to the domestication team, even simple ants are impossible to manage. We need a creature we can trust!
Let’s use King Dozer, my pet lizard, to clear the sour spills. He is gentle, aloof, and can be easily motivated with treats. I brought him to the park today for a demonstration.
This will be MY final proposal for the cleanup efforts.
– Employee 363
Do we have a sour spill problem in the garden? Maybe. Is the solution to this potential issue to strap office furniture to a bug? Are you insane?
According to the domestication team, even simple ants are impossible to manage. We need a creature we can trust!
Let’s use King Dozer, my pet lizard, to clear the sour spills. He is gentle, aloof, and can be easily motivated with treats. I brought him to the park today for a demonstration.
This will be MY final proposal for the cleanup efforts.
– Employee 363
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