 | Security Update | New Sightings: 34 (48 including footprints)
Captured O.R.C. Specimen: 89 (misc. species)
Confirmed Surveillance Points: 8 identified
Data Breaches: 5 detected
The subject remains active at unpredictable times of day, and often escapes surveillance detail during shift rotations or through unconventional means of traversal including "web slinging" as ID 651 puts it.
Enjoined to this report is an annotated copy of the recently released psychological profile conducted on the subject based off field notes. Dispose after reading.
The field team is of the opinion that this profile greatly understates the unstable emotional state of the subject, and the possibility for catastrophic damage if she were to attack our installations.
Further action under pending approval by management. | Notes | Network Center |
 | Sense of Dread | I get the importance of secrecy but truly, what is going on here? Memos are redacted to the point that it looks like a printer error. Even the ceremony preparations are on a strict need-to-know basis. My sense of dread is... stronger than usual. | Audio Logs | Onboarding |
 | Shlapz Amplifier | Paired with the LP-350 audio interface, this Shlapz amp is a favorite for outdoor events. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Shlapz Groovedisk | With new anti-skip technology, your tunes will only skip half as much as before! Truly, a portable music revolution. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Shlapz Microphone | This mic comes included in every purchase of the D295 mixer. Many have yelled, sang, and pontificated into it over the years. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Shlapz Portable Music Player | This model of the Shlapz Portable Music Player isn't the most recent, but it's considered the most stylish. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Sign-In Sheet | Date: October 20th, 1992
Sign-in time - Employee ID - Department:
06:44 - ID# 136 - Administration
06:59 - ID# 264 - Network Analysis
07:00 - ID# 265 - Network Analysis
07:24 - ID# 884 - Domestication Program
07:26 - ID# 112 - Domestication Program
07:31 - ID# 54 - Engineering
07:35 - ID# 368 - Relay Station
07:44 - ID# 141 - Domestication Program
07:45 - ID# 426 - Domestication Program
07:48 - ID# 993 - Relay Station
07:51 - ID# 201 - Field Research
07:53 - ID# 159 - Relay Station
07:58 - ID# 78 - Relay Station
08:00 - ID# 723 - Relay Station
08:02 - ID# 867 - Engineering
08:05 - ID# 142 - Field Research
09:34 - ID# 33 - Management | Notes | Park |
 | Sinkhole Anthill TURBO Optical Disk | Contains recipes! Load it into a Ranger Station and use the Science Shop to access them. | Optical Disks | TURBO |
| Situation Update | The ceremony has been cancelled due to an explosion! Communication with the other facilities is down. Evacuation protocols have been triggered at all park installations. My professional opinion is that the people in charge royally screwed up once again. | Audio Logs | Onboarding |
 | Sizzling Key | A strangely warm treasure key with a slight cinnamon aroma. | Quest Items | Key |
| Snackbar Anthill | The entrance to an inconspicuous anthill under the snackbar—the home of a small red ant colony. | Landmarks | Anthill Entrance |
| Snackbar TURBO Optical Disk | Contains recipes! Load it into a Ranger Station and use the Science Shop to access them. | Optical Disks | TURBO |
| Snapped Mallet | A beautiful wood-carved croquet mallet ruined by some sore loser. What a shame... | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Soggy Journal | July 16th, 1992
I’m starting to think these journal entries are useless, no matter what the Wellness Officer says. No peace of mind can be had living inside of a corporate machine. I am just as much a product as the devices I invent.
July 20th, 1992
I dragged myself to a BBQ over the weekend. Sharon and Jeremy asked me how it was going. I hope they don’t actually try to apply for a job here. They’ll find out pretty fast that everything I’ve ever told them is a lie.
July 24th, 1992
I’ve decided to give it a month. If I don’t land on a project worthy of scientific inquiry, I’m quitting for good. There are other companies out there that respect their employees. Right? There must be. Somewhere.
August 17th, 1992
Just as I was about to quit, something interesting finally landed on my desk. I don’t think Patricia will like me eloping like this, but it could be what I’ve needed all along. I am not a number. I am not an employee. I am a man of science! | Notes | |
| Spider Den Anthill: North Entrance | The northern entrance to a large anthill. But judging from the webs and egg sacs, it hasn't been home to ants for some time. | Landmarks | Anthill Entrance |
| Spider Den Anthill: South Entrance | The southern entrance to a large anthill. But judging from the webs and egg sacs, it hasn't been home to ants for some time. | Landmarks | Anthill Entrance |
 | Spider Den Optical Disk | Contains recipes! Load it into a Ranger Station and use the Science Shop to access them. | Optical Disks | Standard |
 | Spiderling | Angry little baby spiders found wherever adults roam. Drops web fiber on death. | Bestiary | Normal |
 | Spiderling | Angry little baby spiders found wherever adults roam. Drops web fiber on death. | Bestiary | Gold |
 | Spiny Water Flea | A spiny version of this ghastly creature that lives in the hostile waters of the pond. Can drop water flea meat and pond moss. | Bestiary | Normal |
 | Spiny Water Flea | A spiny version of this ghastly creature that lives in the hostile waters of the pond. Can drop water flea meat and pond moss. | Bestiary | Gold |
| State of the Archive Door | To anyone working at the Field Archives, please do something about your front entrance.
I think there’s something wrong with the “special” polymer they used for the door. It attracts this sticky mystery gunk. It looks filthy. And you can SMELL it! Every time I walk by I have to hold my nose.
It needs to be cleaned up now, before we lock ourselves out of our own archives. SOON it won’t be able to open anymore.
I’ve been flagging this for months, but I’m being told to “focus on my assignments.” Why do we always wait until it’s a ten-alarm fire? Sometimes I understand why people defect from this program.
I'm starting to think 555 was right... | Notes | Garden |
 | Statue Checkpoint | An Ominent checkpoint by the side of the statue of Dr. Tully and BURG.L used by Network Center employees to get to work. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Statue: Northern Ascent | The northern entrance to the tunnel leading up to the base of the newly unveiled statue of Dr. Tully and BURG.L. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Statue: Southern Ascent | The southern entrance to the tunnel leading up to the base of the newly unveiled statue of Dr. Tully and BURG.L. | Landmarks | Point of Interest |
| Steamed Science | Category: Raw Science Processing
Date: 09.08.92
Time: 03:01 AM
Energy input: 1.2 kW
Duration: 120s
Subject: 125 mL of plasmic SNPI-42Z particle (Raw Science)
Location: [REDACTED]
Supervising Scientist: Employee ID 554
Pre-Test Notes
A hundred mil had been our upper limit so far using a water vapor buffer, but this new protocol using microwave emitters showed promising results at small scale (ha!). It’s about time we push past this. Our new lab assistant brought a bottle of Pop-O to celebrate. These late nights are turning us into cavemen.
Results
Inconclusive. The particles got slightly agitated and plateaued at an amplified wavelength. Everything in the room feels a little bit warm to the touch now. I’m filing a requisition for microwave shielding for future tests or we’ll be grilling ourselves along with the particles. Bonus note: room temperature Pop-O is vile. | Notes | |
 | Stinkbug | An invasive species found around the park. Watch out for toxic clouds. Can drop stinkbug gas sack and stinkbug part on death. | Bestiary | Normal |
 | Stinkbug | An invasive species found around the park. Watch out for toxic clouds. Can drop stinkbug gas sack and stinkbug part on death. | Bestiary | Gold |
| Storage Instructions | Good morning, 418!
I won’t be there to supervise our inbound shipment after all, so please make sure that the infusions we’re getting from the candy processing facility are stored properly in SEALED containers.
Remember: this stuff may taste fantastic, but it also has properties that defy the laws of physics. Absolutely never attempt to sip the sour (management should send a memo)!
The processing team showed me what it does to a blocked drainpipe. You do not want it inside of you, believe me. You won’t gain superpowers. You’ll melt your insides.
Anyhow, let’s be very careful with the way we handle these volatile substances. If they help us accelerate tissue growth on those test mutators, it’ll be one step in the right direction.
We may want to put in a request for a sturdier test subject enclosure. What do you think? | Notes | O.G.R.R. Labs |
 | Store Receipt | Noah's Pet Store
#7926
00056082458 RESIN TRUNK 10.99
REG PRICE 10.99
00458238121 LIVE COCKROACH 7.00
REG PRICE (100 @ 0.09) 9.00
Price Match 2.00-
(RETURN PRICE 0.07 EA)
SUBTOTAL 17.99 | Recipes | |
 | Striped Bark Scorpion | An aggressive striped bark scorpion that burrows to ambush prey. May drop striped scorpion chunks and scorpion venom on death. | Bestiary | Normal |
 | Striped Bark Scorpion | An aggressive striped bark scorpion that burrows to ambush prey. May drop striped scorpion chunks and scorpion venom on death. | Bestiary | Gold |
 | Striped Bark Scorpion Jr. | A young striped bark scorpion that burrows to ambush prey. May drop striped scorpion chunks and scorpion venom on death. | Bestiary | Normal |
 | Striped Bark Scorpion Jr. | A young striped bark scorpion that burrows to ambush prey. May drop striped scorpion chunks and scorpion venom on death. | Bestiary | Gold |
 | Striped Bark Scorpling | A newly hatched striped bark scorpion, deadly when they swarm in packs. Can drop striped scorpion chunks on death. | Bestiary | Normal |
 | Striped Bark Scorpling | A newly hatched striped bark scorpion, deadly when they swarm in packs. Can drop striped scorpion chunks on death. | Bestiary | Gold |
| Subterranean Subterfuge | Listen, I am dead tired... I’m dead tired of credit being taken for my work! All these backstabbers in the taming program! It's like they don't even care if we succeed in riding insects! They’re hiding the eggs 'til they can steal my hatchery design... Oh, I know it! Well, I can hide my work too. Nobody would think to look here. | Audio Logs | Park |
 | Sunny | Prince of Skunk Pond. Likes to bully the tadpoles. And by bully, I mean eat. | Bestiary | Gold |
 | Super Sour Seed | A genetically engineered Super Sour Seed which can grow into a key lime tree using Ominent's GROW.R laser array. | Quest Items | Key |
 | Tadpole | A docile creature that swims in the shallows of the pond. Drops raw tadpole meat on death. | Bestiary | Normal |
