 | Shivering Scale | A frigid scale that numbs and tingles when held. | Trinkets | 2 |
 | Shlapz Amplifier | Paired with the LP-350 audio interface, this Shlapz amp is a favorite for outdoor events. | Key Items | |
| Shlapz Groovedisk | With new anti-skip technology, your tunes will only skip half as much as before! Truly, a portable music revolution. | Key Items | |
| Shlapz Microphone | This mic comes included in every purchase of the D295 mixer. Many have yelled, sang, and pontificated into it over the years. | Key Items | |
| Shlapz Portable Music Player | This model of the Shlapz Portable Music Player isn't the most recent, but it's considered the most stylish. | Key Items | |
 | Shock Tower | A tower that emits a shocking blast when O.R.C. creatures approach. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Short Pinecone Dresser | A nice and comfy dresser made of pinecone. Holds a decent amount of stuff. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Sign Frame | A mountable frame made of acorn pieces that can house art and signage. Useful for posting information in the park. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Sign-In Sheet | Date: October 20th, 1992
Sign-in time - Employee ID - Department:
06:44 - ID# 136 - Administration
06:59 - ID# 264 - Network Analysis
07:00 - ID# 265 - Network Analysis
07:24 - ID# 884 - Domestication Program
07:26 - ID# 112 - Domestication Program
07:31 - ID# 54 - Engineering
07:35 - ID# 368 - Relay Station
07:44 - ID# 141 - Domestication Program
07:45 - ID# 426 - Domestication Program
07:48 - ID# 993 - Relay Station
07:51 - ID# 201 - Field Research
07:53 - ID# 159 - Relay Station
07:58 - ID# 78 - Relay Station
08:00 - ID# 723 - Relay Station
08:02 - ID# 867 - Engineering
08:05 - ID# 142 - Field Research
09:34 - ID# 33 - Management | Key Items | |
 | Silk Rope | A spool of web fibers spun into a length of strong, durable rope. | Materials | 2 |
 | Simple Bed | A simple yet comfy bed that offers up a good night's sleep. Waking up here really pumps you up for the day. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Sinkhole Anthill TURBO Optical Disk | Contains recipes! Load it into a Ranger Station and use the Science Shop to access them. | Key Items | |
 | Situation Update | The ceremony has been cancelled due to an explosion! Communication with the other facilities is down. Evacuation protocols have been triggered at all park installations. My professional opinion is that the people in charge royally screwed up once again. | Key Items | |
 | Sizzling Boots | A pair of warm and comfy lingonberry leather boots. Perfect for a fleet footed mage. | Armor | 2 |
 | Sizzling Circlet | A circlet adorned with a spicy shard. For trendy mages only. | Armor | 2 |
 | Sizzling Key | A strangely warm treasure key with a slight cinnamon aroma. | Key Items | |
 | Sizzling Robes | Light, but sturdy mage robes made of lingonberry leather and bedecked with a large spicy shard. | Armor | 2 |
 | Slime Glow Stick | A disposable light made with slime mold stalks. | Ammo & Throwables | 1 |
 | Slime Mold Sconce | A glowy slime mold stalk mounted nicely on your wall. | Building & Utilities | |
| Slime Mold Stalk | The glowing mold found underground. Can probably be used as a light source. | Materials | 1 |
 | Slime Mold Torch | A torch-like stalk from a cluster of mold. Should be able to light your way for a short time. | Weapons | 1 |
 | Smasher | Power pulses through your limbs as you bring clubs down with unmatched intensity. Club attacks deal bonus stun. | Mutations | |
 | Smithing Station | Work station used to upgrade weapons using various materials. | Building & Utilities | |
 | Smoochies Chunk | A chunk of holiday chocolate used to craft wonderfully thematic items. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Smoothie Station | Mixes n' blends things into a drinkable substance that restores health or provides various side effects. | Building & Utilities | |
| Snackbar Anthill | The entrance to an inconspicuous anthill under the snackbar—the home of a small red ant colony. | Key Items | |
| Snackbar TURBO Optical Disk | Contains recipes! Load it into a Ranger Station and use the Science Shop to access them. | Key Items | |
 | Snail Jerky | Chewy strips of dried and preserved garden snail meat. No risk of spoiling. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Snail Roast | A plump slab of roasted garden snail meat. Restores a large amount of hunger. | Consumables | 2 |
 | Snail Shell Casque | A tough and sturdy helmet to protect your noggin. Melee attacks generate more threat. | Armor | 3 |
 | Snail Shell Greaves | A set of greaves made with garden snail shells. Protection fighters can rely on. | Armor | 3 |
 | Snail Shell Plastron | Exceptional chestplate for fighters made from garden snail shells. | Armor | 3 |
 | Snake Scale | A scale plucked from a garter snake. Harness the power of life and death with this colorful scale. | Materials | 3 |
| Snapped Mallet | A beautiful wood-carved croquet mallet ruined by some sore loser. What a shame... | Key Items | |
 | Soda Drop | Old and sticky, but still moderately restores your thirst. | Consumables | 0 |
| Soggy Journal | July 16th, 1992
I’m starting to think these journal entries are useless, no matter what the Wellness Officer says. No peace of mind can be had living inside of a corporate machine. I am just as much a product as the devices I invent.
July 20th, 1992
I dragged myself to a BBQ over the weekend. Sharon and Jeremy asked me how it was going. I hope they don’t actually try to apply for a job here. They’ll find out pretty fast that everything I’ve ever told them is a lie.
July 24th, 1992
I’ve decided to give it a month. If I don’t land on a project worthy of scientific inquiry, I’m quitting for good. There are other companies out there that respect their employees. Right? There must be. Somewhere.
August 17th, 1992
Just as I was about to quit, something interesting finally landed on my desk. I don’t think Patricia will like me eloping like this, but it could be what I’ve needed all along. I am not a number. I am not an employee. I am a man of science! | Key Items | |
 | Sour Arrow | A simple arrow that deals sour damage and tang on hit. | Ammo & Throwables | 3 |
 | Sour Glob | A collection of sour shards, baked and formed into a cubular glob. Perfect for imbuing equipment with special properties. | Materials | 2 |
 | Sour Katanga | Pucker foes with this finely crafted tangy blade. The mysterious stranger mastered the technique of folding sour globs into a deadly katana. | Weapons | 3 |
 | Sour Lump | A mouth-puckering lump from a sour candy. | Consumables | 3 |
